ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
SEVEN CAMERON'S PWNING
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
EIGHT OF WILSON'S SWEATERS
SEVEN CAMERON'S PWNING
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
NINE RAISED FOREMAN EYEBROWS
EIGHT OF WILSON'S SWEATERS
SEVEN CAMERON'S PWNING
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
TEN LEG MUSCLES DYING
NINE RAISED FOREMAN EYEBROWS
EIGHT OF WILSON'S SWEATERS
SEVEN CAMERON'S PWNING
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
ELEVEN STACY HATERS
TEN LEG MUSCLES DYING
NINE RAISED FOREMAN EYEBROWS
EIGHT OF WILSON'S SWEATERS
SEVEN CAMERON'S PWNING
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CANE IN A PEAR TREE.
ON THE TWELVTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, HOUSE MD GAVE TO ME
TWELVE VICODIN TABLETS
ELEVEN STACY HATERS
TEN LEG MUSCLES DYING
NINE RAISED FOREMAN EYEBROWS
EIGHT OF WILSON'S SWEATERS
SEVEN CAMERON'S PWNING
SIX OF CHASE'S HAIR FLIPS
FIVE TRITTER RAPINGS
FOUR VOGLER FAT JOKES
THREE BOUTS OF LUPUS
TWO OF CUDDY'S BREASTEES
AND A PIMP CAAANE IN A PEAAAR TREEEEEEEEEE.
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This is my Story.
My favorite is "six of Chase's hair flips"
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"Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live. "
- Dorothy Parker
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A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away.
THIS IS AWESOME!
XDDD!
I liked the Foreman's eyebrow raising bit.
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'DARR! That's a sound of angerment!' ~ My sister
'Banananana san-wich...' ~ Also my sister
'Who're you callin' a faggot? Yo yo... Yo yo... When you're out gay bashin', I'm gonna be at your house fuckin' your girlfriend. IN THE ASS.' ~ Little Jimmy U
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"you can't eat books, sweetheart."
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